i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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