Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
