Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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