So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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