if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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