Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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