did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Couch. On fire.
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