How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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