Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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