No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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