Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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