Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
