yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just had sex bonerless
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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