Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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