so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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