yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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