i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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