i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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