I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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