I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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