Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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