good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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