I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
soo... how was my night?
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