pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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