I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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