you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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