the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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