i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
