the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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