okay pat passed out under dana's car
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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