Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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