can u get pink eye on your cock?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize