we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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