her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
try to milk me bitch
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