I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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