Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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