STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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