this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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