I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
organizing the empties. That sober.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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