i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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