Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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