I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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