Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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