He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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