is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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