I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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