belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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