Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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