It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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