I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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