put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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