am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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