trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
