When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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