we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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